I dont understand entanglement
Two particles get entangled via a laser and some prisms, which then follow an alegedly known wavelength function. Measuring any of the two particles collapses the function and breaks the entanglement, while up until that point the particles were in superposition.
Assuming that a particle can be 1 or 0 when measured, or the function would yield a probability X of being 1 and a probability Y of being 0. Say this is the case, if we indeed know the wavelength function, i could, in theory measure the particle at a given time T where I know that the probability X of the particle to collapse in a 1 is the highest. For simplicity let's say 99.999% probability of it being 1 and 0.0001% of it being 0. (or whatever we agreed to measure as a 1 or a 0).
If this is possible, i can entangle 100 particles, representing 100 bits. All 100 staying in superposition. Again assuming they can stay indefinitely in superposition. Then i would ask Joe to go to the other room and in exactly 1 hour he needs to measure the particles in the order we both agree to measure them upfront (particle 1a, particle 2a etc. with Joe having particle1b particle2b etc.).
I then proceed to measure the particles, in order at certain points in time so that the particles have the highest probability to collapse into the value i want. I then start measuring so that i collapse particle by particle in the following stream, with a probability of 99.999%:
011010000110010101101100011011000110111100100000010010100110111101100101
In an hour.. Joe measures on his side. He reads this:
011010000110010101101100011011000110111100100000010010100110111101100101
Joe takes the bit chunks and transforms them into ASCII, and he reads:
"hello Joe".
Technically i sent information coded in collapsed particles. Why? because by convention Joe and I agreed not to measure for an hour, which would give eme enough time to collapse all the particles. Furthermore, should a particle collapse into that 0.0001% probability, Joe can easily identify the typo.
What if i take this story and i send Joe 100 light years away and I tell Joe: "When you land, just wait an hour before you measure."
Did i send information faster than the speed of light?
